I hate that song.
I'll cut it off.
# When the little bluebird
# Who has never said a word
# Starts to sing
# Spring, spring
Louder! I can't hear you!
# When the little blue clerk
# In the middle of his work
# Starts a tune to the moon up above
Everybody!
# It is nature, that's all
# Simply telling us to fall in love
Come on! You too!
# And that's why
# Birds do it, bees do it
# Even educated fleas do it
# Let's do it
# Let's fall in love
# I'm sure giraffes on the sly do it
# Heavy hippopotami do it
# Let's do it, let's fall in love
# They say that
# Upper-crust ladies do it
# When a gentleman struts
# Come on, doll
# Why don't we do it?
# Or don't you have the guts?
# Penguins in flocks on the rocks do it
# Even little cuckoos in their clocks do it
# Let's do it, let's fall in love
- What the hell is that? - Sounds like Cole Porter to me, sir.
- End it! - Yes, sir.
# Sometimes on the sly you do it
# Maybe later you and I might do it
# Let's do it, let's fall in love
Hey, you in the bathrobe!
# Let's do it
# Let's...
Sam!
Jet! Where's Sam?
- Sam! - Sam!
Rebecca!
- Sam! - You let her go!
No!
Sam!
Don't worry. Your friends'll be along shortly to save you,
my little princess.
The Rippers? Are you kidding? You don't know what they're like.
Are you out of your mind? You haven't seen these things.
They're not human. They're demons from hell. I'm telling you.
Look, if we're gonna rescue Sam, we're gonna need an army. They're an army.
Yeah, but...
Rebecca, we've been combing the desert all night.
We'll never find the Rippers' sub-gate.
Look, Rain Lady said the Rippers' sub-gate was around here somewhere.
Near two rocks.
I can't believe we're doing this.
Rebecca? Rebecca?
Rebecca!
Where are you?
What's going on? Rebecca!
Rebecca!
- Jet, what took you so long? - Rebecca.
What?
See hell, go to hell.
Oh, my God. It's the Elephant Man!
Hey, Quasimodo guy! We're hungry in here. How about some food?
Now you've done it!
So, like,
what are your names?
- Gimme the gas. - And, like, what are you doing here?
Is it true what they say about guys with big shoes?
- Yeah. - He asked you a question. Answer it!
Hey, I have two words for you.
Brush your teeth!
They're spies. They got Water and Power logos all over.
Yeah, I was thinking that, but then I was also thinking
that if they are Water and Power...
No, no, no, no!
Why would they come here advertising it?
Check it out. Tattoos. Wonder where else they got them.
I don't think those are tattoos. Who would want some alphabet soup?
I'd rather have a dragon or something more Aquarian-related, you dig?
- They're prisoner stamps. - Prison, my ass.
That's exactly what they want us to think.
Or, better yet, that isn't what they want us to think.
That way we'll think what they think we might think,
- but actually... - Booga.
Try not to speak.
- How much did they pay you to spy? - Two dollars and 15 cents.
Shut up!
You should go easy on the truth serum. It might send them off.
That could be to our advantage.
Good. I'm tired of asking them questions anyway. I say we kill them.
- I say we hump them. - I say we get crumpets and tea.
Tasty. Crumpets and tea. All in favour of crumpets and tea say aye.
- Aye. - Aingt gonna be no crumpets and tea!
We're gonna take them outside and waste them.
I think they're nice. I say we let them go.
Let them go? They're spies! I'm gonna kill them myself.
Wait! Now, I don't remember anybody putting you in charge, T-Saint.
Yeah. He's right. We're a committee now. We'll vote on it.
Dig. All in favour of killing them, raise your tail.
And all those in favour of not killing them...
- Gentlemen, it's a tie. - Coin-toss time.
This is pathetic.
No cheating. Ready? One, two, three.
Got you.
- Hi. - Hi.
Do you suppose me and Jet could go to the bathroom?
Totally negatory.
- Hi. - Hi.
You know, me and Jet could make it worth your while.
Put a little smile on that kangaroo face.
You got baseball cards?
No, but I know where I could get you some.
She does.
- Totally negatory. - No, wait, wait, wait!
Come on. You don't wanna be like those other animals in there.
We're not animals.
What are you?
The army wanted to build the ultimate soldier,
so they messed with kangaroo NDA and...
You mean DNA.
Yeah.
And they created us.
And then the war ended and they told Johnny to poison us.
- Johnny Prophet? - Yeah.
- Why? - Because he was the one that made us.
But then he didn't do it because he decided that he liked us too much.
I have this great idea. You, me and Jet go for a visit with Johnny Prophet.
When he gets back, yeah. Well... maybe.
Where did he go?
To... New Zealand, for a little while,
to help some scientist guy who was making sea water so you could drink it.
Does she need to know that? Do they need to know that?
Get your ass outta here!
- Go ahead, WP2. We have... - Hey, you guys, hey!
- Water and Power's getting a shipment. - What kind of shipment?
- I don't know. It's coming from Red Sands. - When?
Tonight.
- What if it's an arms shipment? - It's a trap.
What if they want us to think it's a trap but it's really not?
That way, when we get there, it could still be one.
- Or, better yet, what if... - Booga.
Why don't you make yourself useful and go and choke on something?
That's cold, man.
OK. We're gonna give you chicks a chance to prove yourself.
Call it an initiation.
You fail, you die.
Yeah, but first you gotta strip.
- That's not in the plan. - Why not?
Hold on, cats. All right.
All you have to do is confirm the shipment. Copacetic.
You're gonna use this, but you have to be really careful, because I designed it with...
I especially built it with a visual-send processor.
It's a little invention - that I invented myself, I might add, actually.
- Smile. - And these are so you can hear us.
This one's for you.
And this one... I made especially for you.
Let me help you put it on cos it's kinda tricky. I'm sorry. How clumsy of me.
- Get off! - It was hard to clip on.
OK. So, we can hear you, but how are you gonna hear us?
Just speak facing west. We'll hear you all right.
The code will be: "On the Road". Yeah.
He's Jack Kerouac incarnate.
We're all reincarnated. That means you're not really dead or you think you're dead...
- Who'd you used to be? - A cop.
Figures.
I used to be Ted Smith, assistant manager at Chief Auto Parts in Cincinnati, Ohio.
- Fascinating. - Thank you.
I was a dog, but because I was really good
they moved me up to human-being status.
Sort of.
Strike.
North. Wait. South... west.
Mr Kerouac, I am sending you an image.
- Here it comes. - This is the south side of the warehouse.
That's gotta be it. Let's move.
All I see is a coupla workers unloading some crates.
That could be toilet paper. I don't see no Water and Power vehicles out there.
Tell you the truth, I don't see jack shit. We need more proof.
Yeah. I'll give you more proof.
- I got your proof. - There it is.
- Oh, my. - Tasty.
Damn it.
We gotta get in closer if we're gonna take pictures of those weapons.
What are you doing? Those guys'll mangle you.
Jet... they're men.
Move it or lose it.
Becca. What's this for?
- Work with me, girl. - What do you mean, work with you?
What are you doing?
Oh, fabulous.
I have died and gone to hard-body heaven.
Sheneequa, don't dally.
You are giving me realness.
Delfrieda, darling. Be a good little girl and let's get set up. Over there by the crates.
- Take off your shirt. - What are you doing here?
- This is a restricted area. - I know you're not talking to me like this.
- Obviously you didn't get the memo. - What memo?
Darling, we are doing a "Men of Water and Power" calendar.
And I think you would be the perfect supermodel cover.
You mean we get to be calendar guys? Can I be December?
Baby, you can be any month you want.
LeSean, have we left ourselves in our purse?
Shoot the men near the crates. It's more... manly.
Quickly.
Come on. Get up. Get up. Come on.
All right. Here we go.
Oh, my goodness. You are so beautiful you're making me sick.
Smile for me.
Yes! OK.
- What's this? - I don't know.
Let me see... Open your shirt. Quick, quick!
All right, now. Smile. Let me see those teeth.
OK. Yes, yes. Yes, I like that.
Those are definitely weapons in those crates. We better move.
No way. The whole thing is so convenient, man. If they wanna be
down with us, tell them to hijack the shipment.
- If they pull it off, we'll think about it. - I'll have the goods in an hour.
Asshole!
The glamour has left the building.
There is no magic, there is no sparkle, there is no je ne sais quoi.
- Come, Jetina. - Hold your chest. Come on.
Yes, that's brilliant. That's great.
- Jetina, come. - Oh, God. That's great!
- You're so brilliant! You're a supermodel! - The super has left the model, girl.
- Come on! - When's the calendar coming out?
Let's go!
Turbo booster!
What the hell...?
Suck on this, dirtbag!
And keep your ass outta the fast lane!
Damn!
Jet, what are you wearing tonight?
Jetness. Remember me? Hijacking shipment. Me, you.
Jet! Hello!
Shit! I've got a malfunction.
Fix it fast and get your narrow butt over here.
I wouldn't want you to miss all this fun.
Do you mind? I'm trying to have a little lunch.
Now you're working my tits.
You guys can't shoot worth a shit!
Hail!
Where is she?
Road kill.
I'm too young for this shit.
Well, I guess we got rid of her, huh?
Jack... Jack!
Hi!
- Feeling a little inadequate? - Get outta here!
Hey, girl. Glad you could join me. I'm in the semi, and I got the goods.
Rebecca! Can you hear me?
There's a big cliff coming up on you. Now hit the brakes.
- Hit the brakes! - Brakes aren't working, girl! Plan B!
- Get outta there! Quick! Jump! - Jet!
Rebecca!
Come on!
I came as fast as I could. I know you probably didn't need help,
but I got here as fast as I could.
I had it all under control, Booga.
- That squash is really good. - A toast... to our newest members.
May their energies enhance the spirit of our circle.
Great. Now let's check out the weapons.
After the ceremony the weapons'll be disposed of.
Why? After all that!
We don't use guns.
You don't use guns.
Prophet taught us to fight without the corruption of guns.
Let us all hold hands.
Please.
I'd like to recite a poem that I've written.
Laugh, you butterfly
That dances in the mud
Laugh, you piece of dental floss
You burn, me toast.
Laugh, you pig that flies in the sky
With rainbow twinky fluid
And three litres of high-octane petrol.
Bravo.
Thank you.
Now... let's pray.
Come on, Jet.
- What are you doing? - We're praying to the spirit of freedom.
- Prophet taught us religion. - Hallelujah!
- Come on. - I can't.
It's OK. I have condoms.
Hit it, Jet!
Booga, where did you learn to dance?
# Now where'd it go?
# Aurora
Oh, wow.
It's one of Johnny Prophet's dreams.
See how the people are all free,
and the water just comes down from the sky
and it don't cost nothing.
With flowers and rainbows.
It's beautiful.
This is just like Christmas.
I love opening things, especially when you don't know what's inside.
I remember the first Christmas I got to open something.
It was a book. I didn't know what the title was cos the cover was ripped off,
but it had these really cool pictures of...
- Booga. - OK, OK. I'm done.
Let's get this one. Two... three!
- It's dirt. - This is bullshit.
- We've been had. - Good job.
Come on. Help me open this one over here.
One... two... three.
Jesus Christ!
Johnny Prophet.
Motherfucking Kesslee killed Prophet!
OK, guys. Here's the plan.
Water and Power has mines all the way from here to here.
There's no way through them.
- How about we go over them? - That's great.
How you planning on sneaking over the top? Fly?
Yep. We've got the stolen flier.
All we have to do is paint it back the way it was and... pow!
- And when they ask for a security code? - Yeah. Then what?
Well, maybe we could wait till another flier does a routine scout,
we capture his ID code and we're in.
Brilliant. OK. I will meet you there.
Wait. What do you mean, meet us there?
- I'm not going in without my tank. - Let's go.
We're listening to her now? I thought we were a committee. We gotta vote.
Everybody for that pathetic plan, raise your paw.
Majority. Let's go.
Committee!
Condor to 04, respond when airborne.
OK. OK, I've got us an ID card.
You are just too cool.
All right. Now, try to sound relaxed and, whatever you do,
- only repeat what I tell you. Got it? - Yeah.
- Condor Control. This is Condor 04. Over. - OK.
Condor Control. Condo... I mean, Condor 4.
- Come in. Over. - Condor 4, we just sent you out.
You must have a stabiliser in your left modifier, OK? Go ahead.
Must be a stabiliser in the left... in the modifier.
Condor 4, why aren't you using your assigned frequency?
- Must be a short haircut. - No!
Short circuit.
# Because she's quick to flip and empty out the clip
# And make a man understand where she's coming from
# Her hard core's connected to the base of her fate
# She just breaks and brings drama to the situation
# Ejaculation, a hot projectile
# Better recognise that she comes, she comes
# She says she had enough of men and now she's looking for payback
# And there's no way that you can fade her sun
# She walks softly but she carries a big gun
- Just repeat what she tells you. - You're blowing it!
- Say again, 04. - You're blowing it. Just listen to me, OK?
- We're dead. - We're dead.
Condor 04, you said you're dead?
That's it. Turn this boat around or you're gonna get us killed.
- Now! Do it now! - No! We're going in!
You are gonna listen to me for once!
You're gonna shut your deformed face and let me do my stuff!
Have you got that?
All right.
Home Plate, this is Condor 4. We have pirate interference.
Obviously a Ripper ploy to confuse you. Now here's the situation.
This bird has no electrical, and in about two minutes
we're gonna be kissing gravel, so listen to me!
Get off your butt and clear us for landing
or I'm gonna fly this rocket right up your socket!
- Roger, 04. You're cleared for Hangar A. - Cool.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
About time.
Damn!
Start the water.
Shoving a small, innocent child down the pipe
and then slowly letting her drown.
Is that wrong?
It's all clear.
Let's go, daddy-o.
- Did you hear that? - What? I don't hear anything.
- Must be 150 of them. - 163.
We're toast.
Actually, 164. Definitely.
Rebecca! Are you OK?
OK. Come on. Come on.
- Come on. - Go, go, go, go.
No!
You see that light down there? Light is not our bag.
Yeah. We're much better in the dark. Like Count Chocula.
Dracula, fool!
Count Chocula's the guy on the laundry-detergent box.
- If I asked you something, I... - No, he is. He's right.
Shut up!
Thank you. Could we just figure out what we're gonna do, please?
There are power boxes down at the end of this aisle.
- If only we could get to them. - Later, cats.
Deetee!
- Sir, we got action! - Let's get this over with quickly.
- We've lost power. - What the hell happened to the lights?
Guard! Watch our back.
Oh, no. Deetee?
Hold on, man. Hold on.
Deetee!
Oh, my God.
I'll see you cats at that big jam in the sky.
No... No!
Help.
Rebecca! Help!
Hang on! I hear you!
I can't breathe.
Please! Help me.
I can't breathe.
Please help me.
If you're looking for Sam, she's in the pipe!
What, again? Piece of shit!
There's something about you that's different. I think it...
I'll tell you what's different. I've lost my patience. And you've lost the fight.
I played you. I played you like an old fiddle.
Well, maybe we could wait till another flier does a routine scout,
- we capture his ID code and we're in. - Brilliant.
Jet. She's been working for you this whole time.
No. You were. You're a walking, talking, living microphone.
I had them planted all over your body.
Thank you for serving up the Rippers.
They'll make great shoe leather for my soldiers.
Need a hand?
Come on. Get up.
Oh, I'm so pretty.
I'm gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised.
Get up!
Marvellous, isn't it?
State of the art. Holographic technology.
Know what it means? It means I can hurt you, but you can't hurt me.
I won and you know it.
Come on.
Say it, say it. Just say I won.
- I won. - No! No!
- Say I won. - I won.
Say it... and the little girl lives.
I'd rather her die than live as your slave.
What took you so long?
Well, well, well.
I win.
What's the matter with you? Finish him!
Oh, shit. Don't tell me you're outta ammo.
Don't move a muscle.
I hate wasting good beer for nothing.
Thirsty?
Screw this, man.
Higher! Higher!
Come on!
One for the road.
I'm melting! I'm melting!
Is that the best you can do?
Try this close to your heart, asshole.
Did I hurt you yet?
It's not over... over.
It's not over. It's not... It's not... It's not... It's not...
- Help. - Hang on! I hear you!
Help. Help!
Fuck me.
How many times do I have to tell you?
I don't want to.
Don't move!
Down!
See you in the next world.
Atten-hut!
General, we have taken out the airfields and now have control of the bridge.
Awaiting your next command, sir.
I took the bullets outta their guns. That was smart, huh?
Booga, that was very smart.
What say we blow this joint?
# That's why birds do it, bees do it
# Even educated fleas do it
- Rebecca, hit the brakes! Waterfall ahead! - Shut up! You'll ruin the surprise.
# Even lazy jellyfish do it
# Let's do it, let's fall in love
# I've heard that lizards and frogs do it
# Lying on a rock
# They say that roosters do it with the doodling cocks
# Some Argentines without means do it
# I hear in Boston beans do it
# Let's do it, let's fall in love
# When the little bluebird
# Who has never said a word
# When the little bird fell
# At the bottom of a dell
# When the little blue clerk
# In the middle of his work
# Starts a tune
# When a gentleman calls
# Bugs in your rugs, they do it, what's the use of my balls?
# The chimpanzees in the zoos do it
# Some courageous kangaroos do it
# Let's do it, let's fall in love
# I'm sure sometimes on the sly you do it
# Maybe even you and I might do it
# Let's do it, let's fall in love
# It's going down, yo, the girl got a gun
# Best run because she's quick to flip and empty out the clip
# And make a man understand where she's coming from
# Her hard core's connected to the base of her fate
# She just breaks and brings drama to the situation
# Ejaculation, a hot projectile
# Better recognise that she comes, she comes correct, collect respect
# And if not, you catch a broken neck
# Buddy, look down, your shirt's all bloody
# Looks like she caught you with the bad one for messing with the mad one
# Told you 'bout this girl before, you didn't listen to me as I talked
# Now you're stalked by the hunter of the frontier who's size five and sexy
# Quickly catch a body and another one next week
# Huh, it doesn't matter cos the girls they strap
# She says she's had enough of men and now she's looking for payback
# And there's no way that you can fade her sun
# She walks softly but she carries a big gun
# The most venomous feminist homie, she aingt soft
# You give her trouble and she might cut your head off
# Or something that you like to think's the best
# She'll blow big holes in your chest
# She says she gotta cos she says a lot of ladies won't
# She says she gotta cos she says a lot of ladies don't
# She says she gotta cos she says a lot of ladies can't
# She says she gotta cos she knows a lot of ladies romance the thought
# To giving men their own medicine
# Electrocute them, light them up like Con Edison
# She got no fear, five rings in her ear
# Holes in her nose, way-out clothes
# Living life to the full is buckshot and bullets
# Triggers, she'll pull it, Earth, she wanna rule it
# Maybe she will cos she's quick to kill
# The city lights make her dresses tight, yes, she bites
# You never know where she'll come from
# She walks softly but she carries a big gun
# There's no way that you can fade her sun
# She walks softly but she carries a big gun
# She
# She flies without no feathers
# A fool to try and catch her
# Well, I don't know
# Cos I don't know
# I'm a fool
# No sex
# I'm bored with anticipation
# This love-song radio station
# I guess you'll sleep
# I'll count sheep
# And watch you dream
# So let's
# Make a run and buy a rocket 'copter
# I bought it from a crooked copper
# Her breath, it smelled like beer
# Warm beer, warm beer
# Hey, hey
# Rocket boy
# Got a lot of life behind us
# Hey, hey
# Mockingbird girl
# Gotta fly, don't let him hold you down
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